I found the perfect apartment yesterday. It has it all: hardwood floors, sunny, great views, dog-friendly, park access, rooftop garden and it's in a historic district surrounded by museums, cafes, bookstores and shopping! It's yours for only $795 - the perfect New York apartment. Oh, and it's walking distance to the train for easy commutes into Mid-town. By the way? It's in Philadelphia.
The Rittenhouse Square realtor's sign that inspired this just-for-fun post: